Set Menu
$65 (trades for art or experiences considered)
Egg Fried Rice
Rice, egg, Shaoxing wine, and scallions. Seems simple but, will rock your face off.
(white people spicy)
General Tso's Chicken
Deep fried chicken thigh with a spicy, tangy, sweet, and sticky sauce. This will ruin all other General Tso's for you. FRFR.
(white people spicy)
Hot & Sour or Egg Drop Soup
Chicken broth and egg. H&S also has a bunch of pickled vegetables and mushrooms. You don't get to choose - what you get depends on how I'm feeling.
(aka Ants Climbing a Tree)
Ma Yi Shang Shu
Pork or fake meat and bouncy mung bean noodles in a spicy fermented bean sauce with garlic, ginger, and Sichuan peppercorns. NOTE: There are no ants in this dish.
(aka Ants Climbing a Tree)
Jasmine Rice
Are you familiar with what rice is? Cool. This is that.
+Add-Ons
$8 ea. (first hit free)
Crispy Chili Crack
Spicy chiles that have been de-spiced, fried, and tossed with magic spice. You will get addicted.
$8 ea. (first hit free)
$3 ea.
More Jasmine Rice
This is more of the exact same rice that comes with your meal.
$3 ea.
$6 ea.
Gai Lan (Chinese Broccoli)
Crispy greens with a simple ginger sauce. Your parents would be proud of you for eating your veggies.
$6 ea.
$2 ea.
Latiao (Spicy Strip)
Wheat flour, spicy chiles, and spices. I know. You're like "how is this good?". Don't ask, just eat. This is one of the most popular snacks in China. You're gonna love it.
$2 ea.
Drinks
One free - choose wisely
$6 ea.
TsingTao
Lager. The 2nd most popular beer in China!
$6 ea.
$8 ea.
Baiju
I hope you're serious cuz this shit is. This is the OG Chinese liquor - like Han Dynasty OG - and is the most popular liquor in the world...more than whisky, vodka, gin, rum, and tequila combined. How you NOT gonna try this?
$8 ea.
$13 ea.
Custom Cocktail
TBD. It'll be tasty af tho.
$13 ea.
Film
8pm The Five Deadly Venoms, 10pm Iron Monkey
The menu and film change each session so, check back or roll the dice.
Either way, it’s gonna be awesome.