Oh, hi! I’m Franz Aliquo. You may know me from 666 Burger, where I sold the world’s most expensive burger (the doucheburger), or events I’ve hosted at the Museum of Food and Drink or one of the various weird food-related popups I’ve been doing for decades…

…and you may be asking “what makes some random white dude feel like he knows how to make bangin Chinese food? Cultural appropriation much, asshole?”. Well…let me tell you a story…